He Swears They're Around Here Somewhere

Published July 15, 2010

Wish I had seen this story sooner: A Brookline Housing Authority worker lost a master key ring. It could wind up costing the town $200,000 to replace some 4,000 locks. The Tab reports:

“There’s been no indication that the keys have fallen into the wrong hands, or the employee has done anything illegal,” just that the worker lost them, said Brian Cloonan, the housing authority’s executive director.

I would hate to be that worker. The best part — the person swears they’ll turn up.

“He was pretty optimistic that he was going to find them,” said the authority’s Brian Cloonan to the paper.