Published February 1, 2011
Waiting for the mailman (Submitted to WBUR's Flickr group by Paul Keleher)
By the end of this week, Boston will have received almost a full Shaq of snow — more snow last month alone than all of last year. Where are we supposed to do with it?
WBUR’s Monica Brady-Myerov is working on a piece for Thursday that gets at that very issue. WBUR’s David Boeri is preparing a story about the towering salt mountains in Chelsea. Here are some of the options we’re looking into:
Dump it in the harbor. Environmentalists don’t like this, because a lot of chemicals get trapped in there. Ex-Beth Israel CEO Paul Levy (who seemed to get the idea while listening to WBUR), said the environmental hazards of trucking snow outweigh the hazards of dumping chemicals.
Dump it at Logan airport. This is what Mayor Tom Menino wants to do. The airport is one of the last places in the city with (vast) open space. The airport says no. WBUR’s Fred Thys, who attended a news conference today at Logan, said airport officials don’t want to invest the resources to escort city dump trucks all day. (It’s a security issue.)
Use flamethrowers to melt it. This was first proposed in 1948 by Boston Mayor James Michael Curley:
I am very desirous that the Institute of Technology have a competent group of engineers make an immediate study as to ways and means of removing the huge accumulation not only in Boston, but throughout the entire state, whether it be by the use of flame throwers or chemicals or otherwise, so that we may have a gradual disposal when it starts to melt rather than having disastrous floods as a consequence of its melting with great property damage and with injury to the public.
MIT responded: Um, no. “The use of any heating equipment assumes an ample supply of liquid fuels which is certainly not the case this winter,” said MIT President Karl Compton. That was 63 years ago. Should we revisit the idea?
Use snow dragons to melt it. Ah, now this is high-tech! What looks like a giant vacuum cleaner on skis, powered by biodiesel, sucks up the snow and gives it a hot bath. But it’s really, really expensive, and the city isn’t interested yet.
Use Snowzilla to blast it away. Snowzilla is a laughably monstrous snow blower used to clear the white stuff from the MBTA’s high-speed Mattapan line. It plows through snow like nobody’s business. But it guzzles 900 gallons of diesel every trip — more than a commercial jet, the Globe notes — and isn’t sustainable.
Build igloos. This is personally rewarding but time-consuming.
Truck it to a snow farm. I saved the least for last. This is what the city does now — push it around to six snow farms throughout Boston. It’s expensive, time-consuming and air-polluting. But it works. WBUR’s Adam Ragusea visited one of these awe-inspiring places last week on Radio Boston. “It’s like a big, frothy wave, like the wave at the head of a tsunami that’s just kind of frozen in time.”
I might also suggest dumping it at the old Filene’s site.
I’m sure there are ideas I missed. What are yours?